I'm out of touch
That time when I was studying in Oz I bought those 'Gentlemen
Mags' to read 

Biangz... remember I told you about my first visit to the sex
shop here? Such a huge headache just to plan how to get there
unseen! 
I daren't go back again in case one of my colleagues happen to
drive by in their cars and saw me acting suspiciously in front of
the shop and then making a hasty entrance! 
Worse, imagine stepping in there, and bumping into your
boss!!

